January 25, 2010
The doomsday clock goes tic tic tic while the harebrained nuclear power sleeps.
January 18, 2010
Thanks to climate change, our ship's about to smash into the great iceberg of greed.
January 11, 2010
GW asked why do they hate us. Obama asks how do we improve our security.
January 4, 2010
A nine-figure income may seem like a lot, but I'll take nine lives.
December 28, 2009
We've piled up a $60 billion debt and willl only pay our creditors when we're good and ready.
December 21, 2009
It's going to be a little harder this time around.
December 14, 2009
Wall Streeters land just fine, but kids in dire poverty slip right through.
December 7, 2009
Step one: Withdraw right foot from failed war No. 1. Step two: Transfer foot into failed war No. 2. Step three: Jump with both feet into Pakistan.