Column, 649 words

There We Go Again

Any U.S. war with Syria will turn out badly.

Donald Kaul

So we’re going to war in Syria. Maybe. We won’t know for sure until Congress gets back from the vacation it’s taking from its other vacations.

One can live in hope, however. What would autumn be without a fresh war in the Middle East to occupy us?

I know, the Obama-Bush administration is saying that it’s not going to be a real war, that we’re simply going to conduct a punitive raid to teach Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad a lesson.

Obama's Bloody Red Line, an OtherWords cartoon by Khalil Bendib

Obama’s Bloody Red Line, an OtherWords cartoon by Khalil Bendib

But you know how those things go. One lesson leads to another, and before you know it, we’re bombing cities to save them, sending in troops, and rebuilding the society we helped knock down.

After that formula worked so well in places like Iraq, Afghanistan, and Libya, it’s no wonder President Barack Obama wants to try it in Syria.

The desire for a Syrian raid, according to occasionally reliable sources, arises from a box of red crayons that Obama keeps in his desk drawer in the Oval Office. Every once in a while he takes one out and draws a line in front of some action that an enemy power must not cross. With Iran, it’s the production of a nuclear bomb. With Syria, it’s the use of poison gas.

Well, to make a long story short, Assad seems to have used poison gas on his own people and thus must be punished.

You see, it’s OK to bomb people with conventional weapons or to incinerate them with napalm (as we ourselves did many times in Vietnam) or to put them in jail and torture them (remember Abu Ghraib?). It’s OK to mine farm fields so that long after a war is over peasants will be blowing off limbs on a consistent basis.

It’s even OK to obliterate entire cities with a single bomb that vaporizes all in its path. (Maybe not OK exactly but perfectly understandable under the proper circumstances.) But if you use poison gas, you are a monster and a lowlife.

Who can argue with logic like that?

Some do, of course. Not only do Russia and China (always the spoilsports) object to the proposed U.S. action, but the British parliament has refused to go along with it. It seems that many Brits remember being fooled into helping out with the Iraq War only to find that the dreaded “weapons of mass destruction” were a figment of Dick Cheney’s imagination. They’ve seen that movie and they don’t like the ending.

The nice thing about being an American is that you don’t have to worry about history because you have no memory of it. Our national motto should be: “A mistake worth making is worth repeating.”

The other question surrounding this issue is: Will a raid do any good…that is, teach Assad a lesson?

Probably not. Assad won’t strike himself on the forehead and say “What a fool I’ve been. I’m going to resign and spend the rest of my life reading the Federalist Papers.”

Assad is a nasty piece of work. I doubt that a limited strike such as this one looks to be will have much effect.

So why do it?

There’s that red-line thing, I suppose, but somehow “You cross that line and I’m going to tell Congress” lacks something as a threat. Not that I’m against consulting Congress, if its members can be located.

In any case, the last time bombing worked out for us was Kosovo, but that was a two-month campaign of intensive bombing, supported by our allies.

Our allies are hiding behind sand dunes this time.

I predict it will all turn out badly. I’ve been predicting that on the front end of every single development in the Middle East for the past 20 years and I have yet to be wrong.

OtherWords columnist Donald Kaul lives in Ann Arbor, Michigan.


    Instead of bombing them and probably going back and rebuilding what we destroyed…..go to adjoining countries and offer humanitarian assistance even it means tent cities for awhile. Encourage the people of Syria to leave the country and establish a new life somewhere else. This is something the UN could probably agree on although you never know. They are’nt known to agree on much of anything. A tyrant losing his targets would get mighty upset.

  • cherie mortice

    Donald Kaul, I love your irreverent wit that hits the nail on the head. I have almost forgiven you for semi-retiring from writing everyday. Without you,the DM Register has totally lost it’s way and sense of political humor and slogs along trying to make sense out of stupidity and madness.It’s enough to wear a reader out.

  • RogerM

    You never know for sure what drives this kind of criminality on the part of an administration, but you can guess. America’s client states in the Middle East–Saudi Arabia and Qatar come to mind–would love to see Assad eliminated for reasons rooted in Shiite/Sunni factionalism. Israel has for a long time been trying to maneuver us into attacking Hezbolla directly, and this might be a good way to pull us in. An effective Shiite alliance that reached into Saudi Arabia, with Iran at the center and Syria as a stalwart ally, would be a nightmare for planners in Washington, given that the Shiites would be on top of so much oil. Take your pick from multiple causes, but none have anything to do with President Obama’s nonsense about a “red line” (a line that didn’t exist when we dropped white phosphorus on Falluja), or Secretary Kerry’s disingenuous outrage about gassed children.

  • Katharine Nicholson

    They claim Obama never used the term “red line.