Said Boehner, “What the Hell is this, a joke?”
Said Obama, “Oh no, not again with this bloke.”
The ACA sign-up deadline’s extended
To benefit millions as it was intended.
The website snafu caused such delays,
“We need the extension,” the President says.
Boehner is outraged ‘cuz “a deadline is law,”
The clamor for coverage just sticks in his craw.
It seems he’d prefer we get sick and die
Than let us get coverage — now who’s the wiseguy?

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