What Would Palin Do?

What Would Palin Do?

I’m a little surprised that President Barack Obama hasn’t gone all-out in trying to control the BP oil disaster. Oh, I’ll grant you that he’s gone down there and rallied the fishermen to the cause and sent out the Coast Guard. And he’s...

Exploiting the Unemployment Market

Yes, jobs are hard to come by these days, but don’t despair. There’s a company that’s hiring–if you can stomach the work. It’s the Talx Corporation, and what it does is to help major outfits (from AT&T to Walmart) prevent their fired...

Let’s Treat the Planet Better

Greed and war Do ne’er relent, Defiling our Environment. Who would believe that modern-day pirates are some of nature’s best friends? It seems that those troublesome Somali buccaneers have scared off the cursed international factory trawlers from a long...

I Coulda Been a Hedge Fund Manager

When I was in high school, I had a guidance counselor named Mrs. Cameron. She was a sweet woman, gentle of manner, soft of voice. She ruined my life. It was her job to give career counseling to the students in her charge. To that end, she would make us take an...

Gotta Get Me a Gun

I hate weaponsIn my guts, Now I need one For those nuts. Everybody’s doing it. Buying a gun. Ever since the Supreme Court said anyone can own one, nervous citizens have been gobbling them up. Unconcealed weapons are even showing up in bars and supermarkets. It...