Socking it to the Shareholders

Socking it to the Shareholders

Someone should make a movie about JPMorgan and title it: “Bankers Gone Wild.” Not long ago, America’s biggest Wall Street Empire was hailed as a paragon of financial integrity. Not now. JPMorgan has been assessed record fines of nearly a billion...
Steve Cohen, Meet Al Capone

Steve Cohen, Meet Al Capone

Al Capone was a bad boy. How bad? He cheated on his income taxes. He went to prison in 1931 for that. Not for the people he gunned down, nor for any of the other gross illegalities the guy committed as a notorious Chicago mobster. Tax evasion landed Capone in the...
Watch Out for Those Helpful Bankers

Watch Out for Those Helpful Bankers

The word “help” is so uplifting. It conveys our best humanitarian values. How odd, then, to see it used in this New York Times headline: “Banks’ Lobbyists Help in Drafting Financial Bills.” I’ll bet they did! We all know how...
Where the Money Is

Where the Money Is

As foreclosures Trim our ranks, The biggest scoundrels Are still the banks. The nation’s big banks are making big profits again. Whew! I was a little worried there for a minute. During America’s recent financial meltdown we actually lost a few biggies, and...